• Mystic Pi Year of the Ox

    From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Jul 31 22:07:07 2021
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    / If you sow your wild oats, hope for a \
    \ crop failure. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Aug 1 22:07:06 2021
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    / Q: How many mathematicians does it take \
    | to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He |
    | gives it to six Californians, thereby |
    | reducing the problem |
    | |
    \ to the earlier joke. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Aug 2 22:07:03 2021
    _______________________________________
    / Whenever you find that you are on the \
    | side of the majority, it is time to |
    | reform. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Aug 3 22:07:04 2021
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    / Live in a world of your own, but always \
    \ welcome visitors. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Aug 4 22:07:09 2021
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    / You will be married within a year, and \
    \ divorced within two. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Aug 5 22:07:08 2021
    _______________________________________
    / "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you \
    | can't like it." |
    | |
    | -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the |
    \ Galaxy" /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Aug 6 22:07:04 2021
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    / Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, \
    | of my own knowledge, what there is |
    | particularly dead about a door-nail. I |
    | might have been inclined, myself, to |
    | regard a coffin-nail as the deadest |
    | piece of ironmongery in the trade. But |
    | the wisdom of our ancestors is in the |
    | simile; and my unhallowed hands shall |
    | not disturb it, or the Country's done |
    | for. You will therefore permit me to |
    | repeat, emphatically, that Marley was |
    | as dead as a door-nail. |
    | |
    \ -- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol" /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Aug 7 22:07:07 2021
    _____________________________________
    / As to the Adjective: when in doubt, \
    | strike it out. |
    | |
    | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
    \ Calendar" /
    -------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Aug 8 22:07:02 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Good day to let down old friends who \
    \ need help. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Aug 9 22:07:03 2021
    _________________________________________
    / In India, "cold weather" is merely a \
    | conventional phrase and has come into |
    | use through the necessity of having |
    | some way to distinguish between weather |
    | which will melt a brass door-knob and |
    | weather which will only make it mushy. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Aug 10 22:07:01 2021
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    / A long-forgotten loved one will appear \
    | soon. |
    | |
    \ Buy the negatives at any price. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Aug 11 22:07:05 2021
    __________________________________
    < You will pass away very quickly. >
    ----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Aug 12 22:07:06 2021
    ____________________________________
    < Be cautious in your daily affairs. >
    ------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Aug 13 22:07:00 2021
    _________________________________________
    / If you laid all of our laws end to end, \
    | there would be no end. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Aug 14 22:07:08 2021
    ______________________________
    < Reply hazy, ask again later. >
    ------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Aug 15 22:07:08 2021
    ________________________________________
    / You can do very well in speculation \
    | where land or anything to do with dirt |
    \ is concerned. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Aug 16 22:07:08 2021
    ________________________________________
    / Q: Why do mountain climbers rope \
    | themselves together? A: To prevent the |
    \ sensible ones from going home. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Aug 17 22:07:08 2021
    ___________________________
    < You are as I am with You. >
    ---------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Aug 18 22:07:03 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Q: What's the difference between a Mac \
    | and an Etch-a-Sketch? A: You don't have |
    \ to shake the Mac to clear the screen. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Aug 19 22:07:09 2021
    _____________________________________
    / Among the lucky, you are the chosen \
    \ one. /
    -------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Aug 20 22:07:06 2021
    _______________________________________
    / Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An \
    \ Abelian grape. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Aug 21 22:07:05 2021
    ________________________________________
    / Executive ability is prominent in your \
    \ make-up. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Aug 22 22:07:02 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents \
    | does it take to change a light bulb? A: |
    | That's proprietary information. Answer |
    | available from AT&T on payment |
    | |
    \ of license fee (binary only). /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Aug 23 22:07:03 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Let me take you a button-hole lower. \
    | |
    | -- William Shakespeare, "Love's |
    \ Labour's Lost" /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Aug 24 22:07:10 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Your life would be very empty if you \
    \ had nothing to regret. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Aug 25 22:07:01 2021
    _________________________________________
    / You attempt things that you do not even \
    \ plan because of your extreme stupidity. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Aug 26 22:07:07 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Q: How did you get into artificial \
    | intelligence? A: Seemed logical -- I |
    \ didn't have any real intelligence. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Aug 27 22:07:07 2021
    ___________________________________
    < Beware of low-flying butterflies. >
    -----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Aug 28 22:07:04 2021
    ________________________________________
    < Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Aug 29 22:07:20 2021
    __________________________________
    / Knock, knock! \
    | |
    | Who's there? Sam and Janet. |
    | |
    | Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet |
    \ Evening... /
    ----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Aug 30 22:07:04 2021
    ________________________________________
    / You are farsighted, a good planner, an \
    \ ardent lover, and a faithful friend. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Aug 31 22:07:00 2021
    _________________________________________
    / I will honour Christmas in my heart, \
    | and try to keep it all the year. I will |
    | live in the Past, the Present, and the |
    | Future. The Spirits of all Three shall |
    | strive within me. I will not shut out |
    | the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell |
    | me that I may sponge away the writing |
    | on this stone! |
    | |
    \ -- Charles Dickens /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Sep 1 22:07:02 2021
    _____________________________________
    / Today is National Existential Ennui \
    \ Awareness Day. /
    -------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Sep 2 22:07:06 2021
    _______________________________________
    / Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly. \
    | |
    | -- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1 |
    | |
    | Here is a letter, read it at your |
    | leisure. |
    | |
    | -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" |
    | 5,1 |
    | |
    | [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data |
    | Structures", V4.4, when |
    | |
    \ referring to I/O system services.] /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Sep 3 22:07:08 2021
    ____________________________________
    / Don't kiss an elephant on the lips \
    \ today. /
    ------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Sep 4 22:07:03 2021
    _________________________________________
    / You're almost as happy as you think you \
    \ are. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Sep 5 22:07:02 2021
    ________________________________________
    / It is easy to find fault, if one has \
    | that disposition. There was once a man |
    | who, not being able to find any other |
    | fault with his coal, complained that |
    | there were too many prehistoric toads |
    | in it. |
    | |
    | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
    \ Calendar" /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Sep 6 22:07:08 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Good day for a change of scene. Repaper \
    \ the bedroom wall. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Sep 7 22:07:10 2021
    _______________________________________
    / Many changes of mind and mood; do not \
    \ hesitate too long. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Sep 8 22:07:05 2021
    _____________________________________
    / You learn to write as if to someone \
    | else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE |
    \ "SOMEONE ELSE." /
    -------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Sep 9 22:07:03 2021
    ______________________________________
    / April 1 \
    | |
    | This is the day upon which we are |
    | reminded of what we are on the other |
    | three hundred and sixty-four. |
    | |
    | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
    \ Calendar" /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Sep 10 22:07:01 2021
    ________________________________________
    < Your love life will be... interesting. >
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Sep 11 22:07:05 2021
    ___________________________
    / Too much is just enough. \
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain, on whiskey /
    ---------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Sep 12 22:07:08 2021
    _______________________________________
    / Few things are harder to put up with \
    | than the annoyance of a good example. |
    | |
    | -- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
    \ Calendar" /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Sep 13 22:07:08 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Whoever has lived long enough to find \
    | out what life is, knows how deep a debt |
    | of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first |
    | great benefactor of our race. He |
    | brought death into the world. |
    | |
    | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
    \ Calendar" /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Sep 14 22:07:06 2021
    ______________________________________
    < You're at the end of the road again. >
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Sep 15 22:07:06 2021
    ________________________________________
    / Hain't we got all the fools in town on \
    | our side? And hain't that a big enough |
    | majority in any town? |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn" /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Sep 16 22:07:07 2021
    _____________________________________
    / What happened last night can happen \
    \ again. /
    -------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Sep 17 22:07:08 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Your own qualities will help prevent \
    \ your advancement in the world. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Sep 18 22:07:07 2021
    ___________________________________
    / After all, all he did was string \
    | together a lot of old, well-known |
    | quotations. |
    | |
    \ -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare /
    -----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Sep 19 22:07:06 2021
    _________________________________________
    / While you recently had your problems on \
    | the run, they've regrouped and are |
    \ making another attack. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Sep 20 22:07:07 2021
    ___________________________________
    < You will be surrounded by luxury. >
    -----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Sep 21 22:07:04 2021
    ___________________________________
    / Try to get all of your posthumous \
    \ medals in advance. /
    -----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Sep 22 22:07:08 2021
    _____________________________________
    < Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen. >
    -------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Sep 23 22:07:02 2021
    _________________________________________
    < Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense? >
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Sep 24 22:07:10 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: \
    | To stamp out forest fires. |
    | |
    | Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? |
    \ A: To stamp out flaming ducks. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Sep 25 22:07:04 2021
    ____________________________________
    / Talkers are no good doers. \
    | |
    \ -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI" /
    ------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Sep 26 22:07:27 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's \
    | supposed to be "graduate") students |
    | |
    | does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
    | A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make |
    | my stipend tax-free, give my |
    | |
    | advisor a $30,000 grant of the |
    | taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he |
    | |
    | can tell me how to do the gruntwork for |
    | him so he can take the |
    | |
    | credit for answering this incredibly |
    \ vital question." /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Sep 27 22:07:06 2021
    _______________________________________
    < You will be awarded some great honor. >
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Sep 28 22:07:01 2021
    ________________________________________
    < The time is right to make new friends. >
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Sep 29 22:07:07 2021
    ________________________________________
    / You will inherit some money or a small \
    \ piece of land. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Sep 30 22:07:01 2021
    ________________________________________
    / Let me put it this way: today is going \
    \ to be a learning experience. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Oct 1 22:07:03 2021
    __________________________________
    / Someone is speaking well of you. \
    | |
    \ How unusual! /
    ----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Oct 2 22:07:02 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Soap and education are not as sudden as \
    | a massacre, but they are more deadly in |
    | the long run. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Oct 3 22:07:02 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Q: What do you call a boomerang that \
    \ doesn't come back? A: A stick. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Oct 4 22:07:09 2021
    ________________________________________
    / Just because the message may never be \
    | received does not mean it is not worth |
    \ sending. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Oct 5 22:07:00 2021
    ________________________________________
    < Your love life will be... interesting. >
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Oct 6 22:07:03 2021
    _______________________________________
    < Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10! >
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Oct 7 22:07:04 2021
    _________________________________________
    / If you stand on your head, you will get \
    \ footprints in your hair. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Oct 8 22:07:04 2021
    ____________________________________
    / Generosity and perfection are your \
    \ everlasting goals. /
    ------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Oct 9 22:07:02 2021
    _________________________________________
    / The notes blatted skyward as they rose \
    | over the Canada geese, feathered rumps |
    | mooning the day, webbed appendages |
    | frantically pedaling unseen bicycles in |
    | their search for sustenance, driven by |
    | cruel Nature's maxim, 'Ya wanna eat, ya |
    | gotta work,' and at last I knew |
    | Pittsburgh. |
    | |
    | -- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton |
    \ bad fiction contest. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Oct 10 22:07:09 2021
    _________________________________________
    / You will always get the greatest \
    \ recognition for the job you least like. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Oct 11 22:07:06 2021
    ______________________________________
    < You will have long and healthy life. >
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Oct 12 22:07:05 2021
    _______________________________
    < Keep it short for pithy sake. >
    -------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Oct 14 02:07:07 2021
    _________________________________
    < You will be successful in love. >
    ---------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Oct 15 02:07:07 2021
    _______________________________________
    / Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? \
    \ A: Throw him a rock. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Oct 16 02:07:04 2021
    ________________________________________
    / Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? \
    | A: To conform with departmental |
    \ regulations concerning uniform dress. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Oct 17 02:07:08 2021
    ____________________________________
    < You will be married within a year. >
    ------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Oct 18 02:07:09 2021
    _____________________________________
    / It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which \
    | to be took dead. |
    | |
    \ -- Churchy La Femme /
    -------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Oct 19 02:07:00 2021
    ________________________________________
    / A classic is something that everyone \
    | wants to have read and nobody wants to |
    | read. |
    | |
    | -- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of |
    \ Literature" /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Oct 20 02:07:02 2021
    _________________________________________
    / You're almost as happy as you think you \
    \ are. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Oct 21 02:07:04 2021
    ________________________
    < Be different: conform. >
    ------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Oct 22 02:07:05 2021
    ____________________________________
    / It's lucky you're going so slowly, \
    | because you're going in the wrong |
    \ direction. /
    ------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Oct 23 02:07:06 2021
    _________________________________________
    < Caution: Keep out of reach of children. >
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Oct 24 02:07:05 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a \
    \ museum. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Oct 25 02:07:05 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the \
    | Baptist have in common? A: The same |
    \ middle name. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Oct 26 02:07:07 2021
    ___________________________________
    / You will not be elected to public \
    \ office this year. /
    -----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Oct 27 02:07:01 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Many pages make a thick book, except \
    | for pocket Bibles which are on very |
    \ very thin paper. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Oct 28 02:07:06 2021
    ___________________________________
    / You will be called upon to help a \
    \ friend in trouble. /
    -----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Oct 29 02:07:06 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Don't look now, but there is a \
    \ multi-legged creature on your shoulder. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Oct 30 02:07:00 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: \
    | Unique up on it! |
    | |
    | Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: |
    \ The tame way! /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Oct 31 02:07:04 2021
    _________________
    < Stay the curse. >
    -----------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Nov 1 02:07:08 2021
    _______________________________________
    / Grief can take care of itself; but to \
    | get the full value of a joy you must |
    | have somebody to divide it with. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Nov 2 02:07:02 2021
    _________________________________________
    / My dear People. \
    | |
    | My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my |
    | dear Tooks and Brandybucks, and Grubbs, |
    | and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and |
    | Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, |
    | Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots. |
    | Also my good Sackville Bagginses that I |
    | welcome back at last to Bag End. Today |
    | is my one hundred and eleventh |
    | birthday: I am eleventy-one today!" |
    | |
    \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Nov 3 02:07:04 2021
    _______________________________________
    / Your mode of life will be changed for \
    \ the better because of good news soon. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Nov 4 02:07:08 2021
    _______________________________________
    / Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to \
    | do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to |
    | hold the bits and 32 to push the |
    \ register. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Nov 5 02:07:08 2021
    _____________________________________
    / You learn to write as if to someone \
    | else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE |
    \ "SOMEONE ELSE." /
    -------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Nov 6 02:07:03 2021
    _________________________________________
    / In India, "cold weather" is merely a \
    | conventional phrase and has come into |
    | use through the necessity of having |
    | some way to distinguish between weather |
    | which will melt a brass door-knob and |
    | weather which will only make it mushy. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Nov 7 01:07:00 2021
    _________________________________________
    / An avocado-tone refrigerator would look \
    \ good on your resume. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Nov 8 01:07:05 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the \
    \ Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Nov 9 01:07:05 2021
    ___________________________________
    < You will be surrounded by luxury. >
    -----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Nov 10 01:07:03 2021
    ___________________________________
    / Life is to you a dashing and bold \
    \ adventure. /
    -----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Nov 11 01:07:07 2021
    ______________________________________
    / You could live a better life, if you \
    \ had a better mind and a better body. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Nov 12 01:07:03 2021
    ________________________________________
    / Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' \
    | Sunday. |
    | |
    | -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of |
    \ the Shrew" /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Nov 13 01:07:00 2021
    ______________________________________
    / You need more time; and you probably \
    \ always will. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Nov 14 01:07:02 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Q: How many marketing people does it \
    | take to change a light bulb? A: I'll |
    \ have to get back to you on that. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Nov 15 01:07:06 2021
    ________________________________________
    / Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. \
    \ Watch for it everywhere. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Nov 16 01:07:03 2021
    ________________________________________
    < You have taken yourself too seriously. >
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Nov 17 01:07:02 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Q: What does it say on the bottom of \
    | Coke cans in North Dakota? A: Open |
    \ other end. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Nov 18 01:07:04 2021
    _________________________________________
    / For the fashion of Minas Tirith was \
    | such that it was built on seven levels, |
    | each delved into a hill, and about each |
    | was set a wall, and in each wall was a |
    | gate. |
    | |
    | -- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Return of the |
    | King" |
    | |
    | [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data |
    | Structures", V4.4, when |
    | |
    \ referring to system overview.] /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Nov 19 01:07:10 2021
    ____________________________________
    / A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a \
    | horse! |
    | |
    \ -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Richard III" /
    ------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Nov 20 01:07:07 2021
    _______________________________________
    / You had some happiness once, but your \
    | parents moved away, and you had to |
    \ leave it behind. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Nov 21 01:07:02 2021
    _________________________________________
    / Next Friday will not be your lucky day. \
    | As a matter of fact, you don't have a |
    \ lucky day this year. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Nov 22 01:07:08 2021
    ________________________________________
    < Your supervisor is thinking about you. >
    ----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Nov 23 01:07:09 2021
    ____________________________________
    / Is that really YOU that is reading \
    \ this? /
    ------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Nov 24 01:07:08 2021
    ____________________________________
    < Your aim is high and to the right. >
    ------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Nov 25 01:07:07 2021
    ___________________________________
    / Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's \
    \ Mountain? A: Lawn Boy. /
    -----------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Nov 26 01:07:01 2021
    _________________________________________
    / I reverently believe that the maker who \
    | made us all makes everything in New |
    | England, but the weather. I don't know |
    | who makes that, but I think it must be |
    | raw apprentices in the weather-clerks |
    | factory who experiment and learn how, |
    | in New England, for board and clothes, |
    | and then are promoted to make weather |
    | for countries that require a good |
    | article, and will take their custom |
    | elsewhere if they don't get it. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    -----------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Nov 27 01:07:04 2021
    ______________________________________
    / Do nothing unless you must, and when \
    \ you must act -- hesitate. /
    --------------------------------------
    \ ,-----._
    . \ . ,' `-.__,------._
    // \ __\\' `-.
    (( _____-'___)) |
    `:='/ (alf_/ |
    `.=| |=' |
    |) O | \
    | | /\ \
    | / . / \ \
    | .-..__ ___ .--' \ |\ \ |
    |o o | ``--.___. / `-' \ \\ \ |
    `--'' ' .' / / | | | | \
    | | / / | | | mmm
    | || | | /| |
    ( .' \ \ || | |
    | | \ \ // / /
    | | \ \ || |_|
    / | |_/ /_|
    /__/

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)